Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Book 6, Brotherhood. Write as much as you can. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. What are they doing here? On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. There will be many of both. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Egg? One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Viewed 411 times . He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. by Sarah1281. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Develop your characters. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. This belongs to a school champion! Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. 1. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. 7. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. He hated it. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. It's rather depraved. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. . However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. - " --", . Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. PEEVES! [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Strange, but consensual. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Destiny is not written in stone Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. Chapter Text. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. That's what fanfiction is about. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. What the hell? When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Keep an eye on your inbox. Didnt find what you were looking for? Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. [44], So! Oh God Not Again! Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. 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